Thursday, January 29, 2009

uhm so i had this great idea...

about how the custodians are secretly grinding up our ceiling tiles to make flour for the bread rolls. yes or no?

HOROSCOPES! (normal, not april.)

ARIES - the ram - March 21 to April 19
Just suck it up and face your fears. You may feel small right now, but this is your time to shine, and it won't last forever. And don't be afraid to make mistakes, because everyone does.

TAURUS - the bull - April 20 to May 20
You may not be able to get everything you want, but that doesn't mean you can't dream. So shoot for the moon, and if you miss, well, you miss, but you land amongst the stars... and if you miss them, try to snag yourself a nice comet. =)

GEMINI - the twins - May 21 to June 21
Take some time off for yourself. If you've been struggling to keep your grades up, OR if you're acing Algebra Two, you still need a little downtime so you don't get caught up in the calloway drama. So just take some time to just chill and read a good book!

CANCER - the crab - June 22 to July 22
We hear you're a good listener, but you've got a mean mouth for gab... You may be a helpless romantic, or you may have eyes only for detail and learning, but don't get caught up in things that you lose sight of what you really want. XD

LEO - the lion - July 23 to August 22
You've been on fire lately! You've been set to get what you wanted, and that's exactly what you've got! If you find yourself in a rut, turn to a close friend for advice. And remember... Life is too short to be anyone but yourself!

VIRGO - the virgin - August 23 to September 22
In your case, we know you mean business! You have a critical eye for details, but a knack for perfection. You go for quality, not quantity, and you're quite put-together.

LIBRA - the balance- September 23 to October 23
You never seem to forget anything, and you're hardly ever caught unprepared. Your best accessory is a smile, and your motto lately is, "Life is Weird". But don't leave home without a book, because sometimes you need to live in someone else's world. =)

SCORPIO - the scorpion - October 24 to November 21
Whether you're laid back and cool, or hyper and bubbly, now's the time to get back on track. Whether you've grown apart from a friend, or if you super power has gone awry, now's the time to laugh at your mistakes; your carefree persona will keep you afloat!

SAGITTARIUS - the archer - November 22 to December 21
Lately it seems like you've been fooling yourself into happiness. Step back and assess the situation in third person - is this really what you want? If so, then keep going down that path of awesomeness! But we think you'll find something missing - whether it's a silhouette in your peripheral, or a goal just out of reach, you need to follow your heart, and leave that sense of mediocrity behind.

CAPRICORN - the goat - December 22 to January 19
The nonconformist that you are, it's time you take a breathe, and let the quiet kid behind you in homeroom get a few words in. Who knows? You may like what they have to say!

AQUARIUS - the water bearer - January 20 to February 18
You're pretty laid back, and you love taking time to do what you want. You have a different take on life, and you have a more creative side (well, you go to Cab. Of course you do.) But you need to take time to be quiet and.... read a good book!

PISCES - the fishes - February 19 to March 20
Things are getting a little fishy (sorry) around here! either you smell (no pun intended) a scandal, or somebody's shoes. Just keep an eye out for that bad egg - a friend may be headed upstream (i'm done now!) And try your hardest not to rub people the wrong way (oops!)